Not Getting Laid? Don’t Do This!

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What do you do when the women you love rejects your attempts to initiate sex? One sexually frustrated man decided to make a spreadsheet documenting all the excuses his wife gave him for not wanting to have sex.

Amazingly, the story became even stranger when she decided to post the spreadsheet to the website where she wrote the following:

“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone.

“He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.

“Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.” The post has since been deleted.

Here is a screenshot of the spreadsheet.

List excuses

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“Couples can fall into over-familiarity and assume they know everything about each other. . . Furthermore, gradually dropping activities or interests can alter your perceptions without either of you realising it.”

Whatever your strategy for getting more sex, making an excel document and then sending it to your partner is probably not the best idea.

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