Can You Say That?
Starting with the safe words to the words that will make an ass of yourself:
Cute, simple and uncontroversial. Should be your go-to word
The right mix of rough and sexy. Resist the temptation to sub with “ass”; this ain’t Cali
Reassuringly polite and just on the right side of British. Give the Carry On movie Sid James cackle a miss
Requires confidence and a tongue firmly in (the other) cheek, but fine to use in praise of size
Inadvisable, unless you’re talking squats
Roll out during 1970s based role-play only
Simply not sexy when uttered in any South African accent. For chiselled American jocks only
No can do. Ever
Just two syllables, one relationship pink slip
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