5 Horror Stories Of How These Men Got Broken Penises

If this article doesn’t make you wince at least three times, we haven’t done our jobs.



You’re given all sorts of warnings about STDs and pregnancy during your first Sex Ed classes, but nobody brings up the fact that it’s possible for you to fracture your penis, do they? After all, the penis may not be a bone, but you can still snap it like a pencil.

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Anyway, while we imagine most people would try to keep such a gruesome experience to themselves, five brave souls shared their experience to give us the worst penile fracture stories we could dig up. If this article doesn’t make you wince at least three times, well, then we haven’t really done our job.

The Porn Prince Who Broke It Twice

Here’s the cliff notes version of the story of Prince Yahshua, who may go down in history as the unluckiest man to ever work in porn. You see, in 2010, Prince sustained an injury that was thought to be “career ending” after his penis snapped while he was having sex with newcomer Bethany Benz (you may remember from her brief stint on VH1’s For the Love of Ray J.)

Yahshua says their “rhythm” wasn’t in sync, and when he went to talk to her what resulted was a “crunch,” followed by blood spraying out like a garden hose. He says the resulting mess looked similar to what would result if five or six people had been massacred in the room.

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Though the initial outlook was pretty grim, doctors managed to fix his member so he could resume work in 60 days. Then, in 2013, the scene played itself out again as he snapped it for the second time. After that happened, his agency tried to raise $32,000 (R474 267) to get it fixed. And though they only received a little more than $3,700 (R54 837), they were still able to patch it up.

What are the odds of lightning striking for a third time? Don’t ask.

Man In India “Hears A Snap” After Having “Vigorous Sex”

Snapping your penis is a worldwide menace, meaning it could happen to you on a seedy Santa Monica porn set, or it could grab you on the other side of the world. Such is the case for an anonymous 32-year-old man in New Delhi, India, whose busted member landed him in the BMJ Case Reports.

According to doctors who treated him, he was having “vigorous sex” when he heard a “snapping sound.” What followed was an immediate jolt of severe pain and an erection that went away like air coming out of a balloon.

However, his pain is your gain, as the doctors who compiled his report advised anybody who has a similar experience to get to the emergency room as quickly as you can. After all, getting in there as soon as possible could be the difference between laying future pipe or suffering from ED for the rest of your life.

Don’t be a procrastinator.

This Is Why People Say, “Don’t Try This At Home”

Every once in a while you may see something in porn and say “I’m gonna try that.” And that’s exactly what a pair of Vietnamese men did back in 2014. The two men, both from Ho Chi Minh City, shattered their dicks after each of them tried to pull off moves with their respective girlfriends that they witnessed through Internet porn. Both men fractured their penises and ruptured their urethras.

Sometimes you just got to leave things to the professionals, or at least the professionals that aren’t named Prince Yahshua.

The Snap Heard ‘Round The Neighborhood

We’ve already heard about incredibly cringe-inducing incidents in America, India, and Vietnam. So why don’t we continue our world tour of cracked penises by stopping in Ireland to hear about the case of Alan Parke?

Just like all our previously-mentioned men, Parke heard an audible snap that interrupted him in the midst of intercourse with his girlfriend. From there, it actually interrupted their neighbours, because his screaming was so loud.

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“I’ve never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating,” Parke recalled. “I was jumping around with the pain.”

Parke ended up being bedridden for eight weeks, but that wasn’t the worst part (although we’d love to hear the phone call to his boss when he had to explain why he needed to miss two months of work). No, the worst part was being ridiculed by fellow hospital patients after his post-surgical dick had to be put in a sling.

There is no empathy among the wounded, apparently.

The Eggplant Incident

Let’s stay in Europe for this one, shall we?

Steve Horden is a 37-year-old Englishman who also had the unfortunate experience of snapping his ding dong in half in 2016 after also having “vigorous sex” with his girlfriend. As he describes it: “The whole penis is bruised and bent and horrible. We were doing doggy style. It was a little bit too frantic. I think we overdid a little.” We’d argue you could take the “think” out of that last sentence.

In case that didn’t give you a visual, his girlfriend, Kiera, added, “I feel a bit guilty as I think it was my thrusting backwards that was half the cause of it….But I stuck by him, helped him clean up, use the toilet, I’ve been there all the way.”

And, in case still don’t get the picture, you can actually see it for yourself because Horden took a picture of it and shared it with the world. You can also just take my word that it kind of looks like a swollen eggplant connected to a pair of testicles.

Article originally published on menshealth.com

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