30 Things To Never Say After Sex

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Okay so everything has been leading up to the big moment, and now that you’ve climaxed you don’t really know what to say. If you don’t know what to say then rather hold your tongue, champ. Especially if you ever want to have sex again.

These are the 30 Things To Never Say After Sex, ever!

What’s that smell?

I can’t stop scratching!

Good thing we finished before the game starts!


First one was mine, next time we’ll do you.

We should’ve rather done it at your place…

My friends were wrong about you.


I’m just going to phone my mom quick.

Lemmetake a selfie.

It’s true what they say.

Didn’t expect that!

Now that that’s out the way we can just be friends.


I’ll come cuddle you now, I just really need to take a dump quick.

Did I tell you about my STD?

Please don’t use that, my girlfriend will be pissed.

Does this mean you’ll give me a raise?

Hope you don’t mind, but I recorded us.

Is that the best you can do?

What’s your name again?

Not bad…

Who’s your daddy!

I don’t do snuggling.

Please give me another chance.

It’s not about the journey, it’s about the destination.

You definitely make my top 10.

Can I have your number?

That’s the best sex I haven’t paid for.

See you later dude.

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