Q: I’m 27 and balding. What will my girlfriend think of me getting hair implants?

A: She’ll think you’re as vain and insecure about your thinning hair as she is about her stretch marks or the fine lines around her eyes. But that’s not a good thing: while female vanity is accepted as normal, male vanity is still considered a little, well, unmanly. Not fair, I know, but true. Women are most attracted to men who are comfortable in their skin. So if you want her to stay smitten, forget about a full head of hair and embrace your status as a Jason Statham-esque hunk.