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Gaze through this gallery of real ‘staches that would make Ron Swanson proud
We are well into Movember, the annual month-long event in which guys around the world stop shaving their facial hair to raise awareness for the biggest men’s health issues, like prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and mental health and suicide prevention.
Whether this is your first attempt at sporting a ‘stache, or you channel your inner Amla for your beard, it never hurts to learn from the best. May these Instagram users’ majestic moustaches inspire you to grow out your own.
Gentlemen, please put down your razors.
THE PRINGLES MAN
We salute this guy’s style, but he looks like he’s surprised by his own ability to sprout a bitchin’ lip sweater.
Don’t be. Moustache Law mandates you must always rock your ‘stache with the utmost confidence
THE SURFER ‘STACHE
THE ‘STACHE SCIENTIST
This incredible work of upper lipholstery defies conventional physics. We don’t deserve to be in its presence.
This grizzled cop is layin’ down the law with a perfectly maintained walrus ‘stache, Sam Elliot-style.
Wait . . . is this Sam Elliot?
One of life’s great pleasures is rubbing soap through a thick, luscious ‘stache.
THE NICE TRY
THE MR. WHISKERS
THE YOSEMITE SAM
New rule: You can only shave during Movember if you can produce something like this.