Your Sex Sins (February 2010) by Amelia Frenkel, MH Girl Next Door
7 Deadly Sex Sins
Women reveal what they don't want you to do in the bedroom
Men's Health gives you lots of advice on what she wants you to do – the tips and tricks that will get her back for more. But what about those things that will have her heading for the door? With the help of Women's Health online readers and my esteemed and highly-trustworthy female colleagues and girlfriends, I've compiled the seven deadly sins that men perform in the bedroom that take you from hero to zero.
1. SLOTH: Are you a man or a boy?
"Falling asleep, as in passing out, directly after the act." – Debs
"Hygiene, bad breath, farting..." – Devni
"Wash. Your. Sheets." – Vicki
2. PRIDE: We don't care
"Before I’ve even seen you in the nick, don’t drop loads of hints as to the size of your penis. It’s not as important to me as it is to you." – Lucy
(*Note: This also includes not mentioning the name you have given to your member.)
3. GLUTTONY: Give a little, get a whole lot
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Not touching or kissing (to get me in the mood) and then only last five minutes." – Lucinda
"Shake it up a little. Don’t think that rubbing my thigh in the same place for five minutes is going to turn me on. If you can’t be bothered to show some enthusiasm, how can I?" – Lindi
"Too many positions and too little time for a gal to get into each one! You aint flipping a burger patty, boys..." – Nix
4. ENVY: Beware of her little green monster
"Referring to your ex in any kind of sexual connotation – 'Oh, yeah, Jeanine once waxed hers with my initials.' 'Come on babe, Nicole and I once made a sex tape.' – will not go down well." – Tanya
5. GREED: This is not a one-man show
"If I’m wearing a sexy little number, please take time to admire it." – Jess
"Not having good-quality condoms on hand is a big turn off." – Megan
(*Note: While any condom is better than nothing, do not present her with the free ones you get in dodgy men's toilets. Besides looking cheap, thick latex condoms lose the sensitivity and change the intimate experience for you and her.)
"Not getting that mix right between being gentle as well as being a little assertive – it’s an art to find the perfect balance!" – Sarah
6. LUST: You say it best when you say nothing at all
"Talking too much – particularly if you don't know the person particularly well or have only been sleeping together for a short time. I've always thought that guys should keep it to 'My god you're beautiful' or similar variations. No need for a conversation at a time like this and – heaven forbid – asking who's your daddy!" – Amanda
"It all starts in the kissing – get that wrong and you aint getting any." – Alison
7. WRATH: Want to feel her... cold fury?
It's unanimous – socks are still a big turn-off. A guy slept over at my place once and, when we got into bed, he kept his socks on saying he "couldn't sleep without them on." Poor guy. He chose sleep over any chance of action and had a very cold, never-to-be-repeated night alone on his side of the bed.
Bottom line, boys, leave her unsatisfied and, if she even sticks around, she won't be keen to put herself through that ordeal again. But it's less about guaranteeing an orgasm, and more about considering her during the whole process. One more thing that came out of the research, watch out for that O-face. Women are very visual creatures, too, and there's a good chance she's got her eyes open.
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