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  • 5 ways to turn your bed into a red-hot lust zone (January 2009)

    Turn your bed into a red-hot lust zone

    Okay, you packed away your Korn poster and autographed rugby balls. Now, sex up the joint a bit


    1 Wax on, wax off

    Light a natural soy candle from Spa-Valous to create a body-flattering dim glow. After 20 minutes blow out the flame and drizzle the warm wax-turned- oil on her back for a sexy aromatherapy massage.

    2 Turn the beat around

    Set up a personalized “smooth” playlist on your PC or MP3 player. Select your favourite artists (and hers) making sure there are enough to ensure no repeats and the background will be nothing but the tunes that turn you two on.

    3 Make it comfy and she’ll make it cosy

    You want luxurious yet manly bedding that she’ll want to jump in. Get cotton sheets that have a thread count of more than 400.

    4 Undress the part

    No boxers, bud. Buy grown-up “lounge” or pyjama pants, preferably snug-fitting so she can check out your butt and a hint of your, um, front. Chose and buy them conveniently online at www.formenonly.co.za.

    5 Get some props

    A luxe blindfold, perhaps, to add some mystery? The Blind Date Blindfold has two elastics to keep it sitting snugly and an extra little flap that fits across the bridge of the nose to stop any peeping. Sexy and comfortable. Get this and other worthwhile accessories from www.matildas.co.za.



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