Have you ever wondered what your penis might taste like to your partner or girlfriend whilst indulging in oral sex and you have not mustered up the courage to ask her; as you’re scared she might not have anything good to say?

We all have opinions or assumptions on what a penis should taste like and hygiene should be a priority, however these women seem to think otherwise.

As they talk about everything from sausages, rain, medicine and even spicy Thai chicken salad.

Before we get into what these women have to say, just to brush up your fellatio etiquette a bit. Here are a few rules that you should follow if you want your partner to happily partake in oral sex.

You should make her feel comfortable, so do tidy up downstairs and talk about the ‘exit’ strategy. Pressuring her and barking orders at her is a no.

Now, that’s out of the way; get ready to be shocked; humoured or just worried a ‘lil bit.

Food: Each to his own, right?

Sausages

“It seems too good to be true, but there’s definitely a hint of crispy grilled sausage to my boyfriend’s penis. I’ve always been a whore for delicious breakfast foods, so I plant my face in his crotch every chance I get. He thinks I’m a goddess of a girlfriend, obviously.”

A juicy plum

“My boyfriend doesn’t eat fruit, but his penis tastes distinctly like a ripened plum. When he comes, it’s like I’m swallowing a sample shot of a protein shake with just a bit of fruit flavouring. I’ve tongued a lot of cocks in my day, so I know first-hand that it could be a lot worse. I should really hold onto this one, huh.”

Spicy chicken salad

“I’m obsessed with this spicy Thai chicken salad they make at the deli down the street and sometimes I have to wonder if I fell for my boyfriend purely because his penis tastes exactly like it. I mean yum. The only downside is that I have to remind myself not to bite while I’m down there.”

Weird: Is the only appropriate name for this next category as it includes things like the gym, elbow crease and lots of ‘’Say what’s?”

Feet

My boyfriend is a clean person. He actually showers twice a day, which is more than I can say for myself. But his package tastes like dirty feet. Still deciding how to tackle this one. For the first time in my life, I understand why people ghost.”

The Gym

“I’m in a relationship with a star athlete at school and his balls are always a little sweaty, even right after he showers. If I sniff my hand after I’ve been rubbing his junk, it smells exactly like it tastes: part gym and part locker room with a dash of damp, sweaty towel. Hot.”

Elbow Crease

“Sometimes I take a whiff of my elbow crease on the sly midday because it smells exactly like my boyfriend tastes. Weird, but true. If I’m quick enough and no one’s looking, I’ll lick myself there too.”

Armpits

“I once licked my best friend’s armpit on a dare in middle school and that’s what my current boyfriend’s penis tastes like. As you can imagine, I’m not the biggest fan of giving him head. Not sure how long our relationship will last if I don’t find a way to stop myself from dry heaving after every time I mouth his dick. Maybe there’s some kind of genital deodorant out there…”

Gerbils

“Every time I lick my boyfriend’s balls, I think of the three gerbils I owned as a kid until they escaped one night. My man tastes just like how my pets’ cage smelled and you might think that would turn me off but it totally doesn’t. I must be in love, right?”

Miscellaneous: This last category could leave you mind boggled or nostalgic to say the least.

Medicine Rain

“During the first three months of dating, whenever I went down on my boyfriend I would get a flashback to the summer when I was thirteen and I got really sick and had to take this weird medicine and my boyfriend he tasted like a slightly watered down version of it. If I hadn’t figured out that it was the soap he was using and replaced it immediately, we probably wouldn’t be together anymore. Now he tastes like rain and it’s amazing.”

Grandparents Attic

“There’s a very specific musty smell to my boyfriend’s groin area that evokes my grandparents’ attic without fail. I told him this the other day and we both decided never to talk about it again. I can either get past it, or break up with him. Torn.”

Cologne

“I have this theory that my boyfriend spritzes his junk with cologne before we meet up because his penis tastes faintly of Polo Sport. A kind gesture, if you think about it, but I’d much rather deal with a non-perfumed cock. Once we hit the six month mark I’m going to have to say something ’cause this shit can’t go on.”

A Barn

“I live in a major West Coast city but I grew up on a farm and my boyfriend’s penis tastes exactly like a barn. It’s kind of nice because oral reminds me so much of home. There’s no place like penis, I guess you could say!”

Grass Clippings

You know that smell that lingers in the air on a hot summer day after the lawn gets mowed? That’s what penis tastes like to me. I’ve only had one serious boyfriend so my experience is limited, but I can honestly say I like sucking dick as much as I like a tall glass of lemonade, or a strawberry popsicle.”

 

Sources: Thoughtcatalog