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Dating tips from our favourite guilty pleasure
Dating Jumper co-star Hayden Christensen
You know her from
The O.C. and other guilty pleasures you watched with your varsity girlfriend, plus a series of suggestive ads (helpfully archived on YouTube) for the ice cream company Magnum.
If you want to take me home, first you have to take me out a few more times and make me laugh.
The most important part of a relationship is communication – and playing board games.
The difference between liking someone and loving someone is that you cry more when you love someone.
Selfishness is always a deal-breaker.
I’m not impressed by your bodily functions.
Average is nice, but bigger is better.
I wish more guys would take out the rubbish.
Being a real man means having hair on your chest.
I like my men like I like my ice cream: complex and nutty.
My favourite part of a man’s body: his teeth.