Don’t worry it happens to everyone”, is still something that no man wants to hear, forget about the penis pump these alternatives will leave you reeling.

These weird alternatives to Viagra, from seal penis to penis stings, claim to help you “get it up”, if you’re experienced impotence issues; chances are you’ve probably come across the ‘lil blue pill, Viagra. This multi-billion dollar success is known to treat erectile dysfunction; however it does come with a truck load of damaging side effects that can jeopardise your health.

Nevertheless, there are many male enhancement alternatives doing its rounds that have made it possible for men to “get it up”, while others have let men down.

Interesting fact: German dictator Adolf Hitler regularly injected his penis with a cocktail of testosterone made from the semen and prostate glands of young bulls.

While some turn to injections, others turn to animals to treat their sexual health issues from seal penis to penis stings and many more weird alternatives.

A pioneering urologist in 1983, Giles Brindley proved that the penis injection is to be effective after he injected himself with the chemical papaverine. Which treats angina, heart problems, and blood vessel problems by relaxing muscles and blood vessels. Also used to relax other muscles, such as the ones in the digestive system.

The injection gave him an erection that lasted up to 30 hours, when Brindley delivered a lecture to show how papaverine allowed blood to flow freely to his penis, he went as far to drop his pants down to drive home his point.

According to Medical Daily “seal penis”, specifically penis of a cape seal, is believed to contain properties that enhance sexual performance.

Why? The penis is high in omega-3-fatty acids, which helps with blood circulation, although it could be beneficial for erections, there is no scientific proof about its effective yet.

A more painful and outrageous method for male enhancement is “penis stings” which occurs from wasps. In the Kama Sutra, men are encouraged to use wasps to engorge the penis. Men are instructed to mix the wasp stingers with oil and rub the mixture onto the penis for 10 nights.

You will then have to sleep face down on a wooden bed with your penis hanging through a hole, but will it really work?

Zoologist Jules Howard claimed to have a “satisfyingly large” penis after receiving wasp stings to the genitals. This was after he accidentally urinated on a wasp nest.”

Other weird alternatives are penis blockage, animal transplants where goat testicles are inserted into the scrotum. Viagra coffee, called “Magic Power’’ is sold online and marketed as a dietary supplement for sexual enhancement.

Spanish fly is also an alternative which is sold illegally with ingredients like dried Spanish fly, Southern European Green beetle, zinc, estrogen and two poisons (strychnine, yohimbine).

Not forgetting the Chinese Yin Yangwhich is believed to have helped the emperor bed 1,200 women himself; acupuncture, flagellation and galvanism.

 

Sources: Medical Daily

Alice Paulse