So you think that just because you’re young you can keep sucking on fags before it catches up with you, eh?

Well listen up, boyo, because the following news concerns you…

Smoking affects sexual performance!

But wait, there’s more, quitting has shown to give men more where it matters.

65 men took part in an eight-week smoking cessation program that included the use of nicotine patches and counseling.

Before, mid-way through, and four weeks after the program ended they viewed a sexually provocative film in a lab setting and rated their arousal levels while a device measured changes in penis size.

And here’s the thing, the 20 men who had stopped smoking for a week had greater increases in penis size and an increase in penis width and faster time to peak arousal.

Perhaps the Surgeon General should consider replacing cigarette box images of blackened lungs with a shriveled up member to really see results.