Q: How can I ask my girlfriend to do a bit more landscaping down south?

A: Every woman has a preferred silhouette, which could change with the seasons (as in, literally, the weather and, metaphorically, the stage of your relationship). I’m pretty sure she likes it neater too, but sometimes the maintenance is just a hassle (not to mention painful depending on the mode!). When you’re enthusiastic and complimentary about it, though, she’s sure to oblige.