Settle down, slugger. There’s no way for us to understand that women go through in times like this. Her worst fear may just be that you’d up and leave the minute you heard Junior was on the way. So give her some time. Then communicate as honestly as you can – talk about what went wrong and what you can do to correct it. (And don’t have that talk in bed.)

She’ll see that you’re staying put no matter what happens. That says it all.