The Sexy Secretary

“Your picture on the company website is disgusting.” Marcia said: “That was the first thing my now-boyfriend said to me. He then immediately followed it up with ‘you’re a beautiful, sexy woman andit doesn’t do you justice’. The old ‘insult you then say a nice thing’ trick hardly ever fails. It’s surprising, it’s naughty and it implies he thinks you’re cool enough to be offended. Just don’t get the order the wrong way round, unless you’re after a slap.”

The Sexy Friend

“I don’t want to sleep with you.” When it’s followed up with ‘I’d just like to hang out with you’, this works wonders. She’ll ask herself why you don’t want to sleep with her. All her insecurities run through her mind: is her bum too big? Her nose a little skew? Sure as can be, she will want to sleep with youjust to prove to herself that she’s worth it.

The Blind Date

“I think you’re secretly a little mischievous.” You can’t go wrong with a good honest compliment. But never too superficial. Never talk about her figure, that’s slightly creepy. Face, clothes or hair is good.

A little curveball like ‘I think you’re secretly a little mischievous’ is unexpected, makes her feel special and has just the right element of ‘I think you would be great in bed’ in it.”

Girl At The Bar

“If I followed you home, would you keep me?” Lisa said: “Some slurring oaf with a half-eaten kebab for a shirt saying you’re the most beautiful girl he has ever laid eyes on just makes you feel depressed. Even though

‘If I followed you home, would you keep me?’ is a little cheesy, that kind of spontaneous sense of humour can be the biggest aphrodisiac for a lot of single woman. It shows he’s confident and notafraid of making a fool of himself.”

Long-Term Girlfriend

“I can’t wait to get you home.” Whispered in the ear, this has the effect of saying to her: ‘Do you know how hard I’m finding it to concentrate without thinking of you naked, or what underwear you are, or aren’t wearing’ And that makes you feel like the sexiest creature alive, which is hot. Of course, it’s a risky tactic on the first date.