By MH Staff - Posted on 19th May 2014
Get to know the Earth’s number one badass and every man’s hero – Dan Bilzerian – Instagram’s millionaire playboy!
1 The Women
The main thing that Dan has that makes him the envy of every guy out there, are his women. He posts plenty of pictures with different women, always half-naked, always having a good time. Maybe it's his beard? Perhaps it's his build? Or it could be the money... One thing all men know for sure is that they all want to be Dan Bilzerian.
2 The Man
Dan Blizerian is famous for being an insanely rich venture capitalist, well know for his playboy exploits and lifestyle that he shares with his almost two million followers on Instagram and Twitter . The military veteran enlisted in the Navy in 1999 but was kicked out of SEAL training for calling his commanding officer an offensive word and two days before graduation received an honorable discharge. Being the son of Wall Street corporate takeover specialist, Paul Blizerian, doesn’t mean this social media superstar has not had his fair share of downs. His fast paced, gun crazed, card playing, and naked girl collecting lifestyle, which all comes with a net worth of 100 million dollars, has resulted in two heart attacks by the age of thirty.
3 The Gambler
Dan or "Blitz" has made most of his fortune as a professional poker player. Known to be one of the wildest and craziest players out there. He has graced the World Series Of Poker on many occasions. He is the co-founder of an online poker room, Victory Poker , and was voted as one of the funniest poker players on Twitter by Bluff Magazine in 2010. Since 2009 he hasn’t had any big wins, in the public eye that is, but the bulk of his fortunes has been rumored to come from cash games. He is a person who lives off bet making, losing and winning millions of dollars a year. In August, 2011 while playing non-stop poker he flew from Maui and Las Vegas twice in three days with no sleep, which nearly cost him his life. He suffered a pulmonary embolism and was rushed to hospital.
4 The Gun Collector
Blizerian is an avid gun collector with over 100 guns. They range from functional guns, guns as accessories, hunting rifles to anything in between. Countless picture on his social media accounts see him with different guns, different women and well art-directed poses. Who wouldn’t want to see videos of bikini clad models firing high-powered rifles? Nerds will refer to him as the embodiment of Bruce Wayne.
5 The Car Enthusiast
The Instagram playboy boasts a huge collection of cars that would make the Top Gear series look like a Hot Wheels commercial. This champion amongst men drives anything from dune buggies, supercars, a helicopter, trophy trucks, luxury saloons, Hummers, Ferrari's, vintage cars to anything you can think of. Just ask him and it will probably be parked in a garage in one of his three houses the size of football fields.
6 The Animal Lover
Dan is also a kind hearted animal lover. What a guy. His Instagram account isn't just guns, cars and naked women, but his pets too. They include his lionesque cat, a Persian Doll Face cat that occasionally accompanies him on his travels or poses amongst his guns. The cat has over 100,000 followers on Instagram. He has also just recently acquired a “surly pet goat” named Zeus.
7 The Actor
It is hard to pinpoint exactly what Dan does for a living. He has dabbled in venture capitalism, some financing, real estate development and a few other things here and there, mostly a lot of stuff in small start up companies. But the closest thing to a job Bilzerian has is acting. He has had speaking roles in movies — mostly with action films and stunt roles like in ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ last year. But he’s spreading his wings and has a small role in an upcoming Cameron Diaz movie, ‘The Other Woman’. He has recently wrapped up filming for a part in Denzel Washington’s upcoming film ‘The Equalizer.’
8 The Charitable Man
Apart from splurging on women, partying, gambling, jet setting, cars, women… yes the list is long so you get the idea, he is also a good natured man giving back to those in need. Even though this is an attempt to make up for mistakes it still shows Bilzarian’s humane side. There is a giving heart under all that ego. He gave away $100,000 to Typhoon Haiyan victims and $20,000 to a family that adopted a number of children with birth defects.
9 The Scandals
Every time Dan gets involved in a project he can’t help but make social media golden gossip and scandal. In most aspects of his life his arrogance gets the better of him and he finds himself wrapped up in lawsuits, feuds and social media mayhem that just ropes in more and more followers. Dan has recently gotten on the nerves of nine-time World Series Poker champion, Phil Ivey, calling him broke. Rumors which Ivey denied in an interview with Bluff Magazine. Then Dan was at it again when he turned from investor to lawsuit specialist. He is currently suing over the upcoming Mark Wahlberg film “Lone Survivor.” Initially, he invested $1 million in the film and made a condition of the investment that he would have a feature role. The final cut of the film left Bilzerian’s role of Master Chief Dan Healy on the cutting room floor. Bilzerian filed suit over the issue, but for more honorable intentions than his career or vanity. The biggest of all scandals that our man Dan has gotten himself in was when he threw porn star, Janice Griffith, naked from his roof into the pool. As you might have seen it wasn’t a great throw and Janice broke her foot. She is planning to sue the reckless millionaire playboy.