This kind of roast can’t be overcooked, so be inventive, deliver unforgettable mental images, and remember these attack points to deliver perfect insults and one liners
This one’s more of a tool than a target, but you can’t miss with a good comparison. But avoid cliches. “Jim looks like a chicken” when he runs. Boring. When he runs, Jim looks like Nicole Richie being chased by a cheese steak. Better.
The classic Comedy Central roast of Pam Anderson was all about her boobs. Likewise, go after the big targets in your life: if Dirk’s ego is big enough to crush a 4×4, or Paul’s nose could hold a 747, the world needs to hear about it.
Dumping on a clumsy dude is easy pickings, but this can work even if the guy is Jim Thorpe: Hey Jim, this isn’t golf; high score wins and ‘Are you shooting three-pointers or stoning virgins?
STATION IN LIFE
Each of us reaches a certain amount of success… or not. We all need to be reminded of that. Hard. Ed achieved the ultimate midlife trifecta: a chip on his shoulder, a monkey on his back and a stick up his ass.
BAD HYGIENE AND HABITS
Every man has them, and they must be brought to justice. When he drinks, Johnny hugs more people than a dying father and Hal produces more wind than a tornado.