It’s one thing listening to The Cure and dressing like Wednesday Adams, but if you’re a really devoted Goth then you should eat black food too.

Problem is, even a goth can’t sustain itself on burnt toast, coke and liquorice.

Enter Burger King Japan’s Kuro Burger (Black Burger), which has buns made from bamboo charcoal, an onion and garlic sauce made with squid ink, beef patties made with black pepper, and black cheese.

Black cheese?

Yep, apparently there’s something even grosser than the sunshine-yellow processed stuff.

Have It Your Way, indeed.