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    Serial Thriller
    Heavy Rain is the future of gaming – hyper-real, immersive gameplay with serious graphics and intense action

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    District 9 and Invictus got stuffed at the Oscars. What other great films were robbed of the Best Picture Oscar over the years?

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    2001: A Space Odyssey (wasn't even nominated, and lost to Oliver! in 1968)

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